Peter offers to meet me at the Sydney Airport and I try to decline his offer. And he mails me saying " You want to do business with us, you do as we say :-) So: do not talk rubbish, the matter is non-negotiable. Let's hear no more of that. You will be met.

I thank him with a limerick below printed on Godfather poster photoshopped to have Peter's face instead of Marlon Brando.

Your threat worked Godfather Peter
But you could've phrased it a bit more sweeter

How I wish you were a Don"ess"
(Right away then I'd have said Yes ! )

Now no more options left to choose
You've made an offer I can't refuse !